The gators in this area are called lizards,,,, really big lizards!!!! And by the way, my nickname at school the principal gave me is Redneck.
These are good! We have people who should be in advertising.
1) Duckling: "Mooooooom!! Joey has his bill on my side again!"
Mom: "There is no such thing as 'your side' Suzie, you have the whole yard to waddle in!!"
2) "You slowpokes in the back better keep up, or next time you are not going!!"
3) "Do you want me to come back there??? DO YOU???"
4) "Georgie, there is plenty of time to look at those weeds AFTER we catch the scratch tosser!!"
5) "Follow me means behind me, not in front of me!! How can you follow me if you can't see where I'm going??"