Contest: What is momma duck saying? Winners Post #89!!!!!

[WriterofWords]

Ok, I've decided to have my first contest, it's a captioning contest. What is the momma duck below saying to all those babies?
Rules:

1. KEEP IT CLEAN!
2. Time frame July 6 - July 10, winner announced by July 12.
3. 5 entries per person.
4. Please put all of your entries in one post, you may go back and edit your post to add an entry.
5. Management of BYC is in no way responsible for this contest.

Prize: Not sure yet, I'm thinking on that!

 

[Mojo Chick'n]

hmmm....

"I told you to go BEFORE we left the house, Jeffrey!!" (after reading Wifezilla's, I think "nest" would be a better word here than "house"

)

"Don't make me pull over. Do you want me to pull over? Do you? "

"Alright, before we get to the pond, does everyone know who their swim buddy is?"

"would someone please remind me why I volunteered to chaperone this field trip?"

"I'd like to see that 'Octomom' beat this!! I never got a book deal! I never got free nannies! What do you have to do to be considered 'Celebrity' around here?"

meri

 

[BellLisamo]

1. "alright gang, step lively, and watch out for that sharp pointed bush to your right, i once had a cousin from montreal get hung up in one of those things for days...."

2. "the next duckling to ask me are we there yet, doesnt get to go in the pond!!!!"

3. "So much for my blind date.... i cant pick up drakes with all these ducklings following me"

4. " WHERE...ARE....YOUR....PARENTS?!!!? (Honestly their not mine).

5. Head count: Alex, Liza, Jade, Jim, John, Jesse, Jaqi, Taylor, Nicole, Joe, Fred, Bobby, Robin.. and.... WWWWHHHAATTTTT!!!!!!!!!!! NOT AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!! BARTHOLOMEW!!! YOU GET OVER HERE THIS MINUTE. STOP TEASING THE SALAMANDERS!!!!!!!"

 

[WriterofWords]

Wifezilla had posted this on the other thread so I'm moving it over here for her:

"I told you all to go BEFORE we left the nest!"

 

[Mojo Chick'n]

Quote:

I love your No. 2

meri

 

[mamagardener]

Keep up children, if we want to get a good spot at the beach we better hurry. Who's got the sunscreen, oh I need a drink!!!

 

[WriterofWords]

This is going to be hard I can tell already! Any volunteers to help judge?

Judges:

1. Me
2. Camelot Farms
3. Babymakes5

Thank you volunteer judges!

 

[b.hromada]

"What was I thinking when I said that I wanted to have kids?"

 

[Nicola]

1."Right thats it ask me are we there yet and u can walk home"
2.BD(babyducks): are we there yet
MD(motherduck):No
BD: are we there yet
MD:No
BD: are we there yet
MD:No
BD: are we there yet
MD:What part of no do u not under stand the n or the o

 

[ruth]

"O.K. everyone, listen up. Over to your right, that's where the food and water is. You see that big red rooster? Stay away from him, he's mean. See that group of green necks? One of those are your daddy. Now here's the deal, we get to run around this little area and once or twice a day a huge human creature comes outside. But, don't be scared, they are nice and give us food and water but if they ever try to touch you or pet you - RUN FORREST, RUN. Oh, and that's Ms. Broody over there sitting on a nest of eggs - she's kinda mean right now so don't go near her. And, over there, that's a little pool I'll teach you all to swim in. Are you all listening? Is everyone still with me?"