Ummmmmmmmm......
These are really bad, but:
Piggle-wiggle
Dotty(as in crazy)
Thing one (I have not had a good experience with pigs.... to me they are demonic milk guzzlers)
Sir Francis Bacon
Hamlet
cute "little" guy!
since he is gong to big and in charge:
1.tank
2.sarge
3.moose
or because of the date:
4.joker
or he looks like the indian corn:
5.popcorn