Controlling sparrows they spread disease and lice.

Ah, that'd work. I was picturing the traditional cartoon axe-and-stump setup, sort of jokingly.
I wonder if there's any use for that many dead sparrows? They're one of the few birds you can legally possess in the US, being invasive. Art, I guess. Throw 'em on an ant mound for awhile 'till they're clean bones, gather those up with tweezers, leave 'em in the sun 'till the ants leave, and voila.

My only modification suggestion would be some kind of padding around the rim of the lid. It'd be a shame for a bird to get smashed as the door shut.
 
You can feed a local bird of prey? I'm jealous. Get some pictures!
Could also bury them in a compost heap, or just toss 'em into the woods somewhere, albeit where nobody would find them and mistake it for some kind of budding serial killer thing.
 

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