Corny Jokes

[brahmakid11]

thank you for standing up for me

 

[oneofseven]

A mom tomato is walking down the street with her young tomato child. He slows down. Mom bonks him frustratedly on the head and says "catch-up!"

 

[brahmakid11]

 

[Chickenrandomness]

why did the tomato blush?

because he saw the salad dressing!

 

[brahmakid11]

 

[OwlLover]

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How was I supposed to know? I didn't mean to give him a hard time on purpose!

 

[Spud Chicken]

What did the hippie paper say to the hippie pen?



Write on

 

[cravenchx]

How do you make a tissue dance?




But a little boogie in it!

 

[luvinmychickens]

Do you smell up dog?

What's up dog?

Nothing much!

 

[yankeedoodle300]

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You are so welcome, orpingtonkid11!

And guys, I think the corn is ripe, so give some more! ( the ones you already posted are Hilarious

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