Corny Jokes

[luvinmychickens]

Can I have some nacho cheese?

No, because it's not cho cheese!!!

 

[oneofseven]

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Sarah.

Sarah Who?

Sarah key? I wanna get in.

 

[stoopid]

did you hear about the 2 peanuts walking down the road?
one was a salted!

 

[Msbear]

so this mushroom walks in a bar and climbs on a stool. He asks the bartender for a drink and the bartender says, "we don't serve your kind in here"

The mushroom says, "why not? Im a fungi" ...get it... fun guy

 

[Spud Chicken]

What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock?



Look grandpa, no hands!

 

[luvinmychickens]

Quote:

 

[BirdNut]

Quote:
That was a good one!

 

[OwlLover]

What is the hottest day of the week?
Friday

 

[aoxa]

What do you call cheese that's not yours?

NACHO CHEESE...

- Oh and how do you get pokemon off a bus?

YOU POKE EM OFF!

 

[stoopid]

How do you catch a unique rabbit?
You 'neak up on him!
How do you catch a tame rabbit?
Tame way, You 'neak up on him!

should I explain these, or can everyone figure them out?