Corny Jokes

[OwlLover]

Quote:
I don't get it!

I do!

Explain it!!!

 

[Fierlin1182]

Unique.

Smart!

 

[horsecrazychicklovingkid]

Quote:

I do!

Explain it!!!

You catch a unique rabbit by sneaking up on him, they put 'neak similar in sound to unique. You catch a tame rabbit the 'tame ( tame being similar in sound to same ) way, you 'neak (sneak) up on him' Get it?

 

[stoopid]

oops, I'll explain them all now...
was going to put a blonde joke in next, but I remember someone got REALLY offended....

 

[cravenchx]

why did the chicken cross the playground?



To get to the other SLIDE!

 

[Fierlin1182]

Even I can't resist having a slide sometimes. It's so sad, I barely fit in the things anymore

 

[oneofseven]

Why did the dog get an easier job?

His old job was too rough?

 

[cravenchx]

how do you get a polar bear to jump in the
hole in the ice?





line the hole with peas, and when the polar
bear comes to get the peas, kick him in the "icehole"

 

[Chicken Staff]

What is white, black an red all over? A zebra with a sunburn. Harharhar

 

[FarmCoe]