Corny Jokes

[yankeedoodle300]

Post the corny-est joke you know!

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to the other side!

( I know its REALLY corny, but that's kinda the point! )

 

[kuntrygirl]

What did the lawyer name his daughter?

Sue

 

[yankeedoodle300]

 

[yankeedoodle300]

I Want CORN! ( Corny jokes )

 

[Chickenrandomness]

what is a lawyers favorite snack? Suet (wild bird reference)

 

[yankeedoodle300]

i NEED corn!

 

[bustermommy]

How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?



You run around and around till you're all pooped out.

 

[ChickiKat]

So there was the annual corn parade the other day. It was led by the Corn Colonel and the whole band played by ear.....

 

[yankeedoodle300]

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to the other side!

Thats a classic!

 

[Prisserbabe]

It smells like up dog!