Corrupt a Wish

[bawk_bawk]

Wish granted, but there's no water.

I wish I had a tarantula.

 

[GammaPoppyLilyFlutter]

Granted, but it's a mutant and breaks the cage and terrorizes the neighborhood

I wish I had a pony

 

[Kavaji]

Wish granted, but you can go near it b/c it's wild.


I wish I had a huge farm.

 

[Dutchgirl]

Granted, but mountain lions roam it, killing everything - so you are forced to move.

I wish there was a smiley that looked somewhat like Calvin, with a devilish grin and big eyes looking from side to side, and rubbing it's hands together, that would be the *mischievous* smiley.

 

[GammaPoppyLilyFlutter]

Granted, but as soon as you find it it runs off the screen trying to take over the world

I wish I had a fluffy rooster that was nice

 

[Dutchgirl]

Quote:

Granted, but all his feathers get torn out.

I wish I could experience Christmas again and again...

 

[GammaPoppyLilyFlutter]

Granted, but you have no money or materials so no presents

I wish for another wish

 

[Kavaji]

Granted, but each one gets progressively worse and worse.


I wish I could fly above the clouds.

 

[GammaPoppyLilyFlutter]

Granted, but right after that your flying power runs out and you fall


I wish I was a chicken

 

[skywatcher]

Granted, Your running from a hungry raccoon right now.


I wish my chicken layed Gold eggs.