Corrupt a Wish

[chickenbarn-gal]

I wish I could have my Rooster back

 

[Telamon]

Sure, no corruption there...

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morse code

 

[GammaPoppyLilyFlutter]

I wish I could get a boyfriend

 

[chickenbarn-gal]

Granted, but he dumps you in a minute!

I wish I could have a Million Dollars!!! $$$$$$

 

[erner]

Wish granted but it gets stolen in the dead of night.
I wish Wallace Shawn gets some sort of part in Monsters, Inc. 2.

 

[Cat Water]

Granted, but he does a horrible job.

I wish Simon would come back to American Idol.

 

[GammaPoppyLilyFlutter]

Granted, but is a super nice judge who says pointless friendly things about everybody


I wish for a gorgeous silkie hen who isn't mean

 

[BirdNut]

Granted, but she's so nice that she follows you. EVERYWHERE.

I wish that my cockatiel felt better.

 

[GammaPoppyLilyFlutter]

Granted, but then it gets mutated by nuclear waste and flies off to fight crime

I wish for a wishbone on my birthday cake at 11:11

 

[BirdNut]

I would be proud if my cockatiel fought crime; that's not so bad!

Granted, but a dog comes and takes the wishbone.