Corrupt a Wish

[BirdNut]

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a'right, i wish i didn't have so many roosters!

Granted, but now you have too many hens.

 

[awesomefowl]

I wish I had 25 baby chicks!

 

[BirdNut]

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Granted, but they're all vicious and peck and hiss at you whenever you go too near.

I wish my cockatiel was feeling better.

 

[awesomefowl]

Granted, but he bites you!

 

[Dutchgirl]

I wish I could get my mom a pair of Black Silkies for her birthday - she got one, once, but the hen we put it with pecked it to death

 

[Cat Water]

Granted, but they hate each other.

I wish Alfred (my chicken) would love me!

 

[BirdNut]

Granted, but now you can't have a moment without him being right next to you.

I wish Opal wasn't so mean to the other girls.

 

[kuntrygirl]

Granted but Opal has called in her twin sister for a 6 month visit.

I wish I had an Alpaca.

 

[Cat Water]

Granted, but it ran away.

I wish i could wish for things and have nothing go wrong with them! Did somebody already say that?

 

[Cat Water]

I wish the Shift button on the left side of the keyboard worked!