Corrupt a Wish

[RareBreedFancier]

Granted but your dead now lol

I wish my baby kid goats would stop jumping out of their pen.

 

[duckluv]

Granted, but now they're trying to dig under it.

I wish my fry didn't need to be fed so much.

 

[awesomefowl]

Granted, but they eat you instead!
I wish I was a fighter jet pilot... (not me, my brother)

 

[GammaPoppyLilyFlutter]

Granted, but you get shot out of the sky and crash in a cloud of flames


I wish that people would stop corrupting my wishes

 

[Catstar68]

Wish granted, but now they are making fun of the way you dress.

I wish I won the lottery...

 

[moonlyghtegirl]

Wish granted, but your chickens ate your lottery ticket before you could claim it.

I wish I could find a haircut I like.

 

[Kavaji]

Granted, but you can never go outside again.

I wish I didn't have to wear glasses.

 

[awesomefowl]

granted, but you have to wear contacts that turn your eyes red!

 

[RareBreedFancier]

What's your wish awesomefowl?

 

[Dutchgirl]

Well I wish that I had had ten voting tickets for the cookoff, instead of two.