Corrupt a Wish

[awesomefowl]

Granted, but he has laser eyes and beams you!
I wish I knew what a cowmonkey was.

 

[Gerbil]

You now do, but you no longer know how to speak anything besides Chickenese.....



I wish I had a pony!! Yes!! A friendly immortal pony!!

 

[ChickenNinja]

granted but, an evil alien comes to your house and feeds it weird alien food so it gets sick.

I wish i was smarter.

 

[bawk_bawk]

Wish granted but you can't talk and are constrained to a wheelchair.

I wish that my friend would email me already! >

 

[Kavaji]

Granted, but your friend just swears at you.

I wish I could take a trip to Illinois.

 

[GammaPoppyLilyFlutter]

Granted, but you end up hating it


I wish I lived in Minnesota

 

[awesomefowl]

Granted, but you are allergic to the air there!
I wish I was an Oscar-Mayer wiener.... (old commercial jingle!)

 

[GammaPoppyLilyFlutter]

Granted, but you get eaten


I wish my baby chicks and my laying pullets could get along

 

[iluvsedward]

granted but your chicks grow into roosters and you have to sell them.


I wish I didn't have to leave immidently.Bye!

 

[skywatcher]

Wish granted u don't have to leave immediatly to go to the moon.

I wish I wrote the #1 rated chicken book.