Corrupt a Wish

[Pinky]

Wish granted, but you start eating 300 lbs. a day



I wish my head didn't hurt

 

[The Turken Lady]

Wish Granted,but then your foot hurts.

I wish it was Saturday.

 

[Pinky]

Wish granted, but the Gov. changed Saturday's name with Monday to make people happier at work

I wish I was going on a vacation to Australia (did I spell that right?)

 

[Dutchgirl]

Granted, but the kangaroos get you

I wish my family would hurry up and do their chores so we can watch a movie - and that everyone was invincible.

 

[Pinky]

Granted, but the movie is about me being chased by the kangaroo in Australia!

I wish I could think of a wish to wish for

 

[Rockerchic]

Granted...but you only wish for free unicorn rides.
I wish healthy food tasted better than empty calories.

 

[skywatcher]

Wish granted but the food must be eaten frozen to have low calories.

I wish to go fishing and catch a sailfish thats huge.

 

[kuntrygirl]

Wish granted but the sailfish swallowed you whole.

I wish I had brought my lunch to work.

 

[The Turken Lady]

Granted,but you brought a microwavable lunch and the microwave at work got stolen.

I wish my math wasn't so hard and borrring.

 

[Kavaji]

Granted, but you have to do 10 times more of it.


I wish, I had a job.