Could YOU survive TEOTWAWKI?

[Ec_Prokta]

Physical: B

Mental: C (I thought I was better than that.)

Experience: D (Fudge, better go get a copy of a zombie survival guide. Any recommendations?)

Emotional: F (YES)

Total Ranking: Z+ (That does not sound right.)

 

[Q9]

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[Q9]

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I'm getting a sneaking suspicion that the quiz is a little screwy - I'm seeing Z+ ratings for people who would normally be zombie fodder.

Yes, I can recommend a guide (sadly).

The Zombie Survival Guide, by Max Brooks. It's written in all seriousness, which is why it's so hilarious.

 

[Dunkopf]

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I'm getting a sneaking suspicion that the quiz is a little screwy - I'm seeing Z+ ratings for people who would normally be zombie fodder.

Yes, I can recommend a guide (sadly).

The Zombie Survival Guide, by Max Brooks. It's written in all seriousness, which is why it's so hilarious.

It seems like as long as you're willing to shoot people you know, that you get a Z+ rating. I wasn't sure about some of the zombie questions, like what is the best gun to have. I said shotgun. It seems like it would be the easiest to blow a head off with.

Did anyone see Zombieland? It was pretty good for a Zombie flick.

 

[Ec_Prokta]

Honestly, I didn't know if it should be blunt force trauma to the head (Baseball bat), or just slice it off.

I remember this guide I found that said a zombie apocalypse will actually be really short. Let me see if I can find it and work some copypasta magic.

 

[Q9]

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I'm getting a sneaking suspicion that the quiz is a little screwy - I'm seeing Z+ ratings for people who would normally be zombie fodder.

Yes, I can recommend a guide (sadly).

The Zombie Survival Guide, by Max Brooks. It's written in all seriousness, which is why it's so hilarious.

It seems like as long as you're willing to shoot people you know, that you get a Z+ rating. I wasn't sure about some of the zombie questions, like what is the best gun to have. I said shotgun. It seems like it would be the easiest to blow a head off with.

Did anyone see Zombieland? It was pretty good for a Zombie flick.

Rifle is the best to have - semi-auto or bolt action. Auto will get you nowhere fast.

Shotguns, while effective, are heavy and short-ranged, with a limited ammo capacity.

Nah, never seen it. Looks hilarious, though.

 

[greeneggsandham]

Just remember when the zombie invasion happens you need to shoot them in the head to kill them. You can take body parts off, but if the head remains intact they will come after you. Flame throwers work well also.

 

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Z+

When I went through the answers, it appears my knowledge of defense, practical matters and mental stability are why I got that score.

 

[Damummis]

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ME TOO!!!

 

[Q9]

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Depends on the situation. If you can get a massive horde of them in a contained area, then sure, light 'em up! Otherwise, it's probably not the safest or most effective thing to do. All kinds of collateral damage is possible if they can get away.