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[Cheep N Peep]

The badgers Ate all 59 of the little kids.

 

[NickyKnack]

Which lead to an investigation and 60 officers came out to find out what happened.

 

[Cheep N Peep]

61 bone fragments were found, as well as several fat badgers.

 

[NickyKnack]

By the time the the coroner came to get the bones, so that made it 62.

 

[Cheep N Peep]

63 giant vultures had already cleaned them up, though. And they were still hungry!

 

[NickyKnack]

And 64 flies flew around looking for more food.

 

[LocalYokel]

65 rounds of ammunition should take care of this problem. ..

 

[Cheep N Peep]

67 of the calorie elves like the cops, and maliciously place donuts allover the place, like Easter eggs. Also, they turn all the flies into flowers, so they can't eat the donuts.

 

[NickyKnack]

But 68 other precincts heard about the free donuts and headed out.

 

[TheLukeMeister]

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