Cracked Chicken (Christmas) Carols and Poems

[TwoCrows]

To the old fashioned tune of "Jingle Bells, one horse open sleigh", y'all know the song

Stealing Eggs
Dashing through the coop
With a rooster on my heels,
Think I ticked him off
Cause his eggs I steals!

He thinks the hens should keep
All his eggs for hatches,
Sorry roo I need these eggs
For lots of cookie batches!

Stealing eggs, stealing eggs,
Running from the roo!
Oh what fun it is to play
Keep away from roo-oo!
Stealing eggs, stealing eggs
Running from the roo!
Spur me one more time my friend
I'll turn you into stew!

Dashing 'cross the yard
He's hot upon my heels!
Honest dude I get
Just how mad you feels!

We can't hatch every egg
That's way too many chicks!
Turn around and go back now
Before I give you kicks!

Stealing eggs, stealing eggs,
Running from the roo!
Oh what fun it is to play
Keep away from roo-oo!
Stealing eggs, stealing eggs
Running from the roo!
Spur me one more time my friend
I'll turn you into stew!

Fabulous, well done!!!! ❤

 

[GreenJay]

I am loving these @GreenJay, well done! ❤

Thank you! I loved doing this and am looking forward to doing the 12 days again next year. Y'all picture it, I'll wing it for y'all to sing it

 

[GreenJay]

Fabulous, well done!!!! ❤

Thanks! Think I accidentally created my own earworm, I can't stop singing it

 

[2ndTink]

Thanks! Think I accidentally created my own earworm, I can't stop singing it

Yeah, my hubby is going to get so tired of listening to this one

 

[2ndTink]

Merry Christmas from Spring Creek Peafowl.View attachment 3710945

@KsKingBee I finally broke down and showed the hubby your birds because they are stunning! He asked, why was it that we can't have peacocks? Lol

 

[KsKingBee]

@KsKingBee I finally broke down and showed the hubby your birds because they are stunning! He asked, why was it that we can't have peacocks? Lol

Good question.

 

[Ursuline Chick]

Thanks! Think I accidentally created my own earworm, I can't stop singing it

@GreenJay Thank you for doing this, it was great fun and I hope you do it again next year!


MERRY CHRISTMAS Y'ALL.
I hope everyone has a wonderful day.

 

[Shabby Chic-Hens]

@GreenJay Thank you for doing this, it was great fun and I hope you do it again next year!


MERRY CHRISTMAS Y'ALL.
I hope everyone has a wonderful day.

Merry Christmas!

 

[2ndTink]

Merry Christmas! I absolutely loved this thread, the Cracked Carols are amazing!

 

[TwoCrows]

Merry Christmas all, fun thread, great laughter, wonderful friends!