Cracked Chicken (Christmas) Carols and Poems

[Shabby Chic-Hens]

Here's a few other ones!
first one from @EmmaRainboe

 

[2ndTink]

Oh Come All Ye Faithful
Oh Come All Ye Broodies

Oh come all ye broodies
Come and brood your eggs now,
We need more chicks and
There's no incubator.
Know roo's been with you
And those eggs are viable
Oh come and brood your eggs now,
Oh come and brood your eggs now,
Oh come and brood your eggs now
To hatch out more chicks!

 

[Shabby Chic-Hens]

Here's a few other ones!
first one from @EmmaRainboe

Jingle Bells ( Cock-a-Doo)

Dashing through the snow
To a one door open coop
Over the hens we go
Who’re taking a break from lay
Combs on roosters shrink
Muddy coops oh stink
Oh what fun it is to poo
All day and clucking night
Oh Cockadoo Cockadoo Cockadoodleoo.
Now you know your pullet from TSC’s a roo!
Cockadoo Cockadoo Cockadoodleoo
It’s so fun to sing this song at the early hour of 2

 

[2ndTink]

Jingle Bells ( Cock-a-Doo)

Dashing through the snow
To a one door open coop
Over the hens we go
Who’re taking a break from lay
Combs on roosters shrink
Muddy coops oh stink
Oh what fun it is to poo
All day and clucking night
Oh Cockadoo Cockadoo Cockadoodleoo.
Now you know your pullet from TSC’s a roo!
Cockadoo Cockadoo Cockadoodleoo
It’s so fun to sing this song at the early hour of 2

 

[Shabby Chic-Hens]

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[Shabby Chic-Hens]

Peck the roosts with boughs of holly
falalala Lala Lala
‘Tis the season to be Polly
falalala Lala Lala
Don we now rooster-proof saddles
falalala lalalala
With jingle bells ‘round our wattles
falalala lalalala

 

[Shabby Chic-Hens]

I’m dreaming of a white Chickmas
Just like the ones I used to know
Where coop windows glisten And surprise ducklings listen To hear, mealworm bags in the snow
I’m dreaming of a white Chickmas
In icy waterbowls I write
May your days be feathered and light
And may all your Chickmases be White

 

[2ndTink]

I’m dreaming of a white Chickmas
Just like the ones I used to know
Where coop windows glisten And surprise ducklings listen To hear, mealworm bags in the snow
I’m dreaming of a white Chickmas
In icy waterbowls I write
May your days be feathered and light
And may all your Chickmases be White

Mr Heavy and his little chickies (or are the snowchicks? )

 

[GreenJay]

This cracked carol is for all the posts asking the age old gender question - (Sing to Santa Claus is Coming to Town)

Tell Us If It's Pullet or Roo

Bought some cute chicks
at the local feed store,
Said they were sexed but think we got more,
Tell us if it's pullet or roo!

Kid picked it out first
been calling it Sue,
Gonna be bad if it's really a Lou,
H O A says roosters taboo!

It's growing kinda funny
Unlike others in the flock
We live right in the midst of town
And we cannot have a cock!

Please take a good look
With all-knowing eyes,
Give us your thoughts, we won't be surprised,
Tell us if it's pullet or rooooo!

 

[2ndTink]

This cracked carol is for all the posts asking the age old gender question - (Sing to Santa Claus is Coming to Town)

Tell Us If It's Pullet or Roo

Bought some cute chicks
at the local feed store,
Said they were sexed but think we got more,
Tell us if it's pullet or roo!

Kid picked it out first
been calling it Sue,
Gonna be bad if it's really a Lou,
H O A says roosters taboo!

It's growing kinda funny
Unlike others in the flock
We live right in the midst of town
And we cannot have a cock!

Please take a good look
With all-knowing eyes,
Give us your thoughts, we won't be surprised,
Tell us if it's pullet or rooooo!