Crazy-making things that your spouse does?

[key west chick]

Mine fans the covers when he farts.

 

[thechickenchick]

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Another reminder of how lucky I am to have the husband that I do. We never intentionally "pass gas" in front of each other. We feel it is disrespectful and would change the way we see each other "intimately". Are we weird, or what?

Any one else feel this way?

 

[key west chick]

Actually, I have a very good male friend that doesnt pass gas either way in front of anybody. It just about killed me after I drank a coke in front of him. I thought I was gonna blow up.

 

[thechickenchick]

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[sparkles2307]

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Mine hangs his wet towel over top of my dry one so that when I get out of the showe mine is cold and damp.
He thinks its ok to tramp thru the house in his poop boots because "we have a vaccum" and he doesnt like cold boots so he refuses to put them in the garage.
He never fails to need to stink up the bathroom every morning right before I do my hair.
He tells me he will be home by one time, and NEVER comes home till like 3 hours later, EVER.


BUT he lets me have all the pets I want, he helps me take care of them even tho I dont help much with his cows, and he lets me have my way on most things. He's really my better half honestly, so the few crazy-making things he does are acceptable.

 

[scbatz33]

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Because they are boys. They can't help it!

 

[Mrs. Green Thumbs]

Oh let's not even get started on MIL's... my "MIL" (shes his grand ma but his mom is MIA so Mary-ann is THE MIL) loves to make comment's about "darn mexicans" needing to be all shipped back where they belong..... I'm mexican.

 

[kathyinmo]

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Same here.

Ditto here, too!

 

[thebritt]

Mine has decided to stop flushing after he pees. I told him our bathroom is going to start smelling like a gas station's mens' room. Didn't seem to bother HIM a bit

! He will now be the sole toilet-cleaner!

 

[Stumpy]

I used to say, "He tells me how to do everything but breathe." Thankfully he's mellowed a little over the years.

I hate the smacking sound he makes when he licks his fingers! Gross.