Dad Jokes😂

[ColtHandorf]

What did the ocean say to the beach?

Nothing. It just waved...

 

[KingD]

Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?


It was two tyred

 

[ColtHandorf]

tyre

Is that the UK spelling for tire? Like colour instead of color and grey instead of gray?

 

[ColtHandorf]

How does the moon clip his hair?

hEclipse it...

 

[ColtHandorf]

What's the best thing about Switzerland?

I don't know, but the flag is a big plus...

 

[ColtHandorf]

I don't trust those trees over there...

...they seem kinda shady.

 

[KingD]

I don't trust those trees over there...

...they seem kinda shady.

Wth!

 

[KingD]

Is that the UK spelling for tire? Like colour instead of color and grey instead of gray?

It could be. We speak English. We are from England
You speak a type of English.

 

[JustBabyMargo]

You: “I’m hungry!”
Dad: “Hi Hungry nice to meet you!”

 

[ColtHandorf]

It could be. We speak English. We are from England
You speak a type of English.

I usually prefer the UK spelling on words. I always spell grey with an e. I have to be careful not to spell color with the ou. I'd not seen tire spelled tyre, so I was curious.