Dad Jokes😂

[KingD]

"Let's eat Joe."
"Let's eat, Joe."

Punctuation saves lives.

Welcome to the thread nutter

 

[KingD]

Why did the scarecrow win an award?



Because he was outstanding in his field

 

[Sally PB]

You can pick your nose.
You can pick your friends.
But you better not pick your friend's nose!

 

[Silviaschicks]

what time did a person go to the dentist?
tooth hurt-y

(2:30 )

 

[Little Baby Bean]

Why was 2019 afraid of 2020?

Because they had a fight and 2021.

 

[Little Baby Bean]

"What did the buffalo say to his son as he left for college?"
"I don't know, what?"
"Bison."

 

[EmmaRainboe]

It doesn’t even make any sense!

It's playing on the punctuation. One is asking if Grandma is for dinner, and the other is asking Grandma what is for dinner.

 

[EmmaRainboe]

"Let's eat Joe."
"Let's eat, Joe."

Punctuation saves lives.

 

[EmmaRainboe]

How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Hold its nose!

 

[Iluveggers]

“I support tractors. We need more tractors.”

-Protractor