Dad Jokes😂

[KingD]

Oh dear

Bless your fart

 

[EverythingDucks]

Bless your fart

That ain't no dad joke. That sounds like something the Gremlin would say

 

[KingD]

That ain't no dad joke. That sounds like something the Gremlin would say

I am a gremlin

 

[pennyJo1960]

What did the ocean beach say to the beach

Nothing it just waved

 

[EmmaRainboe]

√-1 2^3 Σ π

... and it was delicious.

 

[EmmaRainboe]

My dad's favorite shirt to wear everytime we would meet one of my sister's boyfriends said:

"I am a DADD,

‘Dad's Against Daughters Dating’"

 

[pennyJo1960]

What do you call a factory that makes okay products?" "A satisfactory."

 

[pennyJo1960]

"Have you heard about the chocolate record player? It sounds pretty sweet."

 

[KingD]

"My wife said I should do lunges to stay in shape"



"That would be a big step forward."

@Kiki

 

[KingD]

"Dad, did you get a haircut?"



"No, I got them all cut!"