Dad Jokes😂

[KingD]

 

[azurbanclucker]

I bought a classic Swedish car but the company went under and I can't find parts. I guess it's a typical Saab story.

 

[troyer]

How was the relationship between spaghetti and the colander?

Spoiler

It was draining at first then became strained.

Tense!

 

[Sara S]

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That’s unusually true.

 

[KingD]

That’s unusually true.

Hm

 

[defazzy]

Yesterday my neighbors bought a big colorful majestic rooster. He's pretty noisy and a little bit aggressive with a bad-boy attitude. My wife is pretty upset, she thinks he might be scaring our backyard chickens. But I checked the hens and they are all on the fence.

 

[Sally PB]

Yesterday my neighbors bought a big colorful majestic rooster. He's pretty noisy and a little bit aggressive with a bad-boy attitude. My wife is pretty upset, she thinks he might be scaring our backyard chickens. But I checked the hens and they are all on the fence.

I forgot what thread this was when I started reading it.

 

[Jester57]

How is a mountain like a vacuum?

They’re both Mt.

 

[Happy hen lover]

What do sheep have nightmares about?

Velcro fences

 

[Chookwagn]

What does a nosey pepper do?

Spoiler

gets jalapeño business