Dad Jokes😂

[Jester57]

What is it called when a chicken is rendered speechless after losing a big poker hand?

Spoiler

Out of cluck

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[Jester57]

What did the advisors tell the hippie king to do about his maladjusted prince?

Spoiler

Get a heir-cut

 

[chicky_duck]

What's purple and looks like a bucket?


A purple bucket.

 

[chicky_duck]

Did you know that if you took all of the veins in your body and stretched them across the world.......




......You would be dead

 

[Jester57]

I had to give up gliders.

Spoiler

I just couldn’t get the hang of it.

 

[Jester57]

If someone tells you to repent, is that because you didn't pent right the first time?

 

[Jester57]

When you replace batteries; is that revolting?

 

[HorseGirlAbby]

What did the river say after it ran into a concrete wall?

Spoiler

I'll be dammed

 

[Jester57]

Why was the Inuit-inspired line of clothing so controversial?

Spoiler

It was really polarizing

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[Ted_Harrell]

Why did the little pony not feel like singing....because she was a little horse....