Dad Jokes😂

[Ted_Harrell]

what do you get when you cross and elephant and a rhino, el if I no...

 

[BigBlueHen53]

What does a nosey pepper do?

Spoiler

gets jalapeño business

 

[Jester57]

Why did the marriage between the polar bear and the penguin fail?

Spoiler

They were polar opposites.

 

[azurbanclucker]

in the early 1900's, everyone got around on horses. Cars were a luxury only the wealthy could afford.

Today, everybody has a car, and horses are more a luxury for the wealthy.

My, how the stables have turned.

 

[Isadora]

in the early 1900's, everyone got around on horses. Cars were a luxury only the wealthy could afford.

Today, everybody has a car, and horses are more a luxury for the wealthy.

My, how the stables have turned.

 

[Jester57]

What’s the difference between an uncomfortable man standing on the side of the road with a sign and breakfast? Breakfast is bacon and eggs.

 

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