Dad Jokes😂

[Lemon-Drop]

Not sure if this one has been said, but my dad was obsessed with this one:

What did the boy mushroom say to the girl mushroom? ‘Come out with me, I’m a real fun guy!’
(Fun guy = fungi)

I didn’t get it for over ten years of hearing the joke. Then once it dawned on me…

 

[KingD]

Not sure if this one has been said, but my dad was obsessed with this one:

What did the boy mushroom say to the girl mushroom? ‘Come out with me, I’m a real fun guy!’
(Fun guy = fungi)

I didn’t get it for over ten years of hearing the joke. Then once it dawned on me…

I don't have mush-room for any more jokes this evening

 

[Sally PB]

I didn’t get it for over ten years of hearing the joke. Then once it dawned on me

I saw a sign in someone's house when I was about 10. I didn't get it, but it stuck in my head. Eventually, I figured it out and laughed.

Spoiler

"You've convinced me about reincarnation. I think in a former life, you must have been part of a horse."

 

[Earthdale]

And it will probably take me 10 years too.

 

[Lemon-Drop]

I saw a sign in someone's house when I was about 10. I didn't get it, but it stuck in my head. Eventually, I figured it out and laughed.

Spoiler

"You've convinced me about reincarnation. I think in a former life, you must have been part of a horse."

I don’t get it…

 

[Gwhite3678]

There is a new broom that was just invented.

It’s really sweeping the nation!

 

[Gwhite3678]

What kind of bees make milk instead of honey?

Boo bees

 

[Gwhite3678]

What type of dog is never late?

A watch dog!

 

[Sally PB]

I don’t get it…

The implication is that in the former life, the person was a horse's @$$.

I laughed when I finally figured it out, but it was even funnier to me that I had remembered it for so many years!

 

[All4Eggz]

The implication is that in the former life, the person was a horse's @$$.

That’s what I thought at first.