Dad Jokes😂

[NC_Quail]

Not sure if this is the right thread, but I want to warn fellow chicken lovers of something that's been affecting my flock recently, and it might happen to you too.

We had some hatchlings that did very well a couple of weeks ago. They were alive, energetic, hopping around and playing. The only thing was, they didn't get big, almost like bantams, while they should be regular-sized fowl.

So we took a trip to the vet, and they tested positive for the dw gene, which means they are genetically predisposed to sex-linked recessive dwarfism.

Watch out for your flock, the vet said it's a growing problem.

You sounded so serious, I believed it too!

 

[CatLoverLu]

Beans are called deceiving beans. Why?

Spoiler

Because they talk behind your back!

 

[defazzy]

You sounded so serious, I believed it too!

Haha, sorry. Well, actually, I'm not sure if I should be sorry or proud. Isn't that how dad jokes are supposed to work

 

[janiedoe]

Beans are called deceiving beans. Why?

Spoiler

Because they talk behind your back!

I'm having a very blonde day, and I don't get it?

 

[azurbanclucker]

I'm having a very blonde day, and I don't get it?

X2

 

[Everose]

I'm having a very blonde day, and I don't get it?

I believe it's a farting joke

But maybe not

 

[CatLoverLu]

I believe it's a farting joke

But maybe not

 

[defazzy]

Just to be clear, everything is going well with the new flock members. Only the roosting bar is getting a bit small. I don't like a ladder system since they always fight for the highest bar, and I just love them sitting all next to each other. So I went to tractor supply to get a larger roost with some extra inches. Sadly, they don't make them any longer.

 

[defazzy]

I was trying to be funny when I said they don't make the large roosts any longer. But I understand it's not that funny, I gotta coop with that.

 

[defazzy]

Did you know every chick that hatches has four kidneys?
Only when they start laying they become adult knees.