Dad Jokes😂

[Hayden Goseek]

 

[Jester57]

When people are wiring money electronically,

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are they sending currentcy?

 

[Jester57]

I once knew a guy with three feet.

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He bought all his shoes at yard sales.

 

[azurbanclucker]

Went to the zoo the other day, and was surprised to see a baguette in a cage. When I asked a keeper about it, he told me it was bread in captivity.

 

[Sally PB]

I went to the zoo last fall. It was the WORST zoo I've ever visited! They had ONE animal, and it was a DOG!

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It was a Shih Tzu.

 

[Hayden Goseek]

I went to see a psychic.
I knocked on the door and she said "Who is it?"

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So I left.

 

[Jester57]

The dog food that you add warm water to was just given an award.

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Moist improved.

 

[Jester57]

I knew a guy who was really cheap. He used to request any burned food at restaurants to “take home to his dog“ (he didn’t have one). He sometimes ate pretty well though…

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One time he got steak at the burned.

 

[azurbanclucker]

I knew a guy who was really cheap. He used to request any burned food at restaurants to “take home to his dog“ (he didn’t have one). He sometimes ate pretty well though…

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One time he got steak at the burned.

This one went over my head

 

[Jester57]

What do you call a person who can’t turn down a request?

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You never know.