Dear Ralphie's Relationship advice............

[duluthralphie]

get the new parts and start taking it apart after you have showered and before him... I bet he will be in a big hurry to get it fixed

In most cases I would agree with you... but Fake Eilleen needs to learn to do these things for herself....

Btw the method you described works great for me on household chores I hate to do... I start them, then female dog about how I can never do (said chore) right.... before you know it she is taking over in the name of teaching me how it’s done.

 

[Molpet]

In most cases I would agree with you... but Fake Eilleen needs to learn to do these things for herself....

Btw the method you described works great for me on household chores I hate to do... I start them, then female dog about how I can never do (said chore) right.... before you know it she is taking over in the name of teaching me how it’s done.

ha... don't complain, just do it very wrong..repeat if necessary ... do not complain or they will think you are deliberately doing it wrong to get out of it. asking obvious questions help to exasperate and convince them that it would be easier to do it themselves

 

[duluthralphie]

ha... don't complain, just do it very wrong..repeat if necessary ... do not complain or they will think you are deliberately doing it wrong to get out of it. asking obvious questions help to exasperate and convince them that it would be easier to do it themselves

You are so good at this... you could be my relief advice giver

 

[duluthralphie]

Hey Fake Eilleen ,,, I posted some ice fishing pictures for you.. showing my van on the ice.... I know it drives you nuts to think we drive on our lakes....

So I proved it.... and I figure you will worry so much about me driving on the lake ...... your poor abused hubby will get a break from having to fix the water heater.

https://www.backyardchickens.com/threads/ice-fishing.1289564/

 

[Loopeend]

Dear Ralphie,

I have a female cat for 9 years now. I moved in with my male partner that hates cats 8 moths ago.
8 months later.
My partners wants more cats like my cat now. My cat more people like my partner. I don't want more copies of my cat or more copies of my partner.
I'm fine with the relationship triangle how it is. Two hairy persons are enough for me.

What to do?

 

[duluthralphie]

Dear Ralphie,

I have a female cat for 9 years now. I moved in with my male partner that hates cats 8 moths ago.
8 months later.
My partners wants more cats like my cat now. My cat more people like my partner. I don't want more copies of my cat or more copies of my partner.
I'm fine with the relationship triangle how it is. Two hairy persons are enough for me.

What to do?

Easy peasy! Go to the humane society...find the mangiest meanest poorest behaved cat, bring it home.... explained to him that it is a normal cat...maybe a little better than better.... then explain your BF your cat is exceptional... the chances of getting another like it is one in a trillion.

 

[Loopeend]

Easy peasy! Go to the humane society...find the mangiest meanest poorest behaved cat, bring it home.... explained to him that it is a normal cat...maybe a little better than better.... then explain your BF your cat is exceptional... the chances of getting another like it is one in a trillion.

But...what to do with the mangy cat then...

 

[igorsMistress]

Having witnesses around has probably helped keep a lot of people safe.

I'm sorry, but I can't imgaine you taking anyone shark fishing! You maintain control so well, avoid conflict and are often the voice of reason.

 

[N F C]

I'm sorry, but I can't imgaine you taking anyone shark fishing! You maintain control so well, avoid conflict and are often the voice of reason.

Wait...are you talking to me?

 

[igorsMistress]

How do you get the alligator where you need it when you need it, then?

Chum the water, oopsie he fell(was pushed) in while we were fishing.