Well, besides all the naughty "d" adjectives you could substitute, you could use:
dreary, dashing, dippy, dauntless, debauched, double-jointed, discriminating, dingy, etc, etc., depending on how your husband is behaving on that particular day...
dreary, dashing, dippy, dauntless, debauched, double-jointed, discriminating, dingy, etc, etc., depending on how your husband is behaving on that particular day...
