Did a naked dance for my neighbors yesterday.

[joebryant]

I'd've given $10 to get to watch.

 

[jmeeter88]

As I sometimes like to say in these events...

Pics or it didn't happen!

 

[FisherMOM]

oh you poor thing. ya know.. I think I would have done the same thing!

who knows, a bra may have had to come off too!

 

[jbowyer01]

Yep they are nasty! Being wild youngins we would try to take a shovel and dig a bunch of them up and boy did they crawl up the handle quick! They are interesting creatures, they are almost impossible to drown because they create a ball and will rotate so all of them get oxygen at some point and they have a network underground that is next to impossible to kill all of them. When we moved to Pennsylvania (my kids were 6 and 8 at the time) my kidss would roll over in the grass and go mommy look no red ants!

 

[cyanne]

yeah, I think that if I had been wearing a bra it would have had to go anyway, those little blighters were on a mission to inflict some serious pain!

 

[Buff Hooligans]

Now THAT's a good story. (and a pretty nifty thread title!)

 

[cyanne]

Oh, and speaking of bras, I have another funny story.

When I was a teenager, I was sitting at home studying for a test (minding my own darn bidness), when I felt a tickle on my arm. I looked just in time to see a spider run up into the sleeve of my shirt.

Of course the shirt was off in record time and I did the flailing, slapping dance all over the place. When I finished jumping around I quickly started scanning everywhere around for the spider, to make sure it had been flailed off of my body. No sign of the spider but....

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I felt a funny tickle on my chest. I peered down my cleavage into my bra, and there was the spider cuddled right in the middle looking right back up at me!

I have sort of a hard core, irrational fear of spiders, so raw instinct sort of took over at that point. I hooked both hands under the front of my bra and just tried to tear it off in an outward, upward motion. It was one of those heavy-duty, one-piece sports bras, so the only 'tearing' that happened was all of the muscles in my shoulders and back.

I was barely able to lift my arms for a week, but at least I got rid of the creepy little perv spider!

 

[CoyoteMagic]

Oh girl I can sympatize with you!!

I have found myself doing the naked dance a couple of times! I'm in NC and love to garden. Moving rock, flipping over dead logs, you name it you can find fire ants and yellow jackets under just about anything.

Only once did I get "seen" by a neighbor 2 doors down, old guy. Didn't say a word to me but did say to my husband, "Saw your wife working in the yard today." Hubby replies, "oh you did?". "Yep, she may need a bit more sun screen next time to cover up those exposed area!" and gave my husband a wink. Took me nearly a year to look the man in the eye again!!

 

[Buff Hooligans]

Quote:
"creepy little perv spider" - that's funny!

 

[FisherMOM]

HA HA HA AT the spider in the bra story! AT least you can look back on it and laugh now. well... I hope you can, because I sure did!!!! lol!!