Well i just want a tractor... 

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Well i just want a tractor...![]()
Oh MY a New tractor or Eileen, what a choice? Can the tractor sing?
I wonder if Eileen can pull a manure spreader?
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No, but the tractor can make you sing out swears like a birdie when it breaks down..
BUT with Eileen's checkbook I could just buy a ton of new tractors...
When you two get hitched, will you buy me a Massey Ferguson? Just one???
I am not sure that can ever happen..The WWD might have something to say about this...
I told her she (the WWD) could be one of our kitchen help, and she even rejected that....
I have been there. The WWD thinks I should go back, I refuse. It appears this headache could last up to 6 months. I have stopped taking aspirin though! Which means I will develop clots and die of them instead!
Getting old is fun!!!