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[BantyChooks]

thanks

what about the ones in my head? My hearing is getting worse. Or most of them are drunk and slurring their words

No drunk voices count... Sorry. Get some hearing aids.

 

[rIrs roost]

No drunk voices count... Sorry. Get some hearing aids.

can't afford them right now. My dog ate the ones I had. $6,000 bucks down the drain. Well not the drain. But you get the picture.

 

[BantyChooks]

can't afford them right now. My dog ate the ones I had. $6,000 bucks down the drain. Well not the drain. But you get the picture.

Ain't dogs supposed to eat homework, not hearing aids?

 

[rIrs roost]

Ain't dogs supposed to eat homework, not hearing aids?

yeah but my dog thinks that if you can't hear the assignment, then he doesn't have to dig through my things looking for homework. He's kinda lazy

 

[BantyChooks]

yeah but my dog thinks that if you can't hear the assignment, then he doesn't have to dig through my things looking for homework. He's kinda lazy

Silly dog. Someone needs to tell him that just gets him a written lesson to eat too.

 

[rIrs roost]

Silly dog. Someone needs to tell him that just gets him a written lesson to eat too.

yes. You'd think he'd know by know.

 

[rIrs roost]

Did you know that those stickers on cars that says salt life looks like slut life? A lot of people have them on their cars around here. The first time I saw one on a car I got excited and chased it down only to seen a fat man with a beard driving. Had to read the sign again and realized it read salt life. I no longer get excited when I see one now.

 

[room onthebroom]

DYK that I'm having one of 'those' days today? I finally decided the only thing that would make me feel better was to stop everything, shower, put on jammies & watch a movie. I no sooner got the jammies on & the corn popped when DD2 told me one of the chickens (my least favorite one) had a soft shell egg stuck in her vent. So much for clean jammies & a movie. I can tell you, there are few things that will cement an attitude problem like a Butt Water Facial.

 

[Bantambird]

I hope not to get any more butt water facials.

 

[room onthebroom]

Did you know that the best way to kill a thread is to type the words; butt, water, & facial all in the same sentence...