Did you know..... Chat Thread! W/ Hosts: DwayneNLiz, kwhites634, BantyChooks, MotorcycleChick, C

[BantyChooks]

ALSO-
DYK @BantyChooks saved me from an angry lynch mob?
They had the taste for blood.. Farmer Connie blood..

View attachment 1284392​

Over an egg.

 

[Lazy Farmer]

Over an egg.

DYK that there is a bigger picture than what I have painted of my day in & day out posts?
Home alone all day, bored w/o company.. so I post mobile via tablet. Along side of animal care, maintenance, cleaning, organizing, stocking, feeding, sales, cooking and on and on. BYC is a way to break the monotony of burning out on all the crap I do (mostly alone). Being able to share this crazy stuff is a stress release and weird technological companionship. Without you guys, I really would be the crazy chicken lady..hehe.
With all that going on & all my other threads, that silly egg thread wasn't on the top of my priority list. Then it exploded! OMG?
Did you know? If everybody is that bored that cracking open a couple weird eggs is on the top of their to do list.. I could use a little help here on the farm. I've got lots of stuff I've been putting off.. hehe..
AND I CAN SHARE SOME BACON THAT SMOKED FOR 10 HOURS YESTERDAY AS A DAILY WAGE.

​

 

[kwhites634]

DYK it's slower than molasses running uphill on a cold day on here?

 

[Bantambird]

DYK it's slower than molasses running uphill on a cold day on here?

Does that mean it's running backwards

 

[Lazy Farmer]

DYK it's slower than molasses running uphill on a cold day on here?

Is there a particular brand of said molasses? Name brand or generic equivalent? Also, How great is the pitch, of said hill?

 

[kwhites634]

Does that mean it's running backwards

Not unless it loses all forward momentum

 

[kwhites634]

Is there a particular brand of said molasses? Name brand or generic equivalent? Also, How great is the pitch, of said hill?

I have no specifics. Tell ya what...in your spare time, how 'bout doing a thorough analysis, then have your people contact my people. You do have people, don't you?

 

[Lazy Farmer]

I have no specifics. Tell ya what...in your spare time, how 'bout doing a thorough analysis, then have your people contact my people. You do have people, don't you?

My people have ear tags & leg bands. Perhaps I will bring this to forum at the next farm meeting.

 

[Lazy Farmer]

I have no specifics. Tell ya what...in your spare time, how 'bout doing a thorough analysis, then have your people contact my people. You do have people, don't you?

I have the results of an independent study performed by one of my more savoy peeps.
It goes as follows:

• BRAND "A"
  
• BRAND "B"
  

Said Brand "A" is human consumption grade.
Said Brand "B" is animal consumption grade.

The particular "Pitch" of said hill shall be quoted as a 6/12. Giving that factor for 2 main reasons.

1. convenience.
2. effectiveness of said experiment.

Now for said experiment helper/participant:
Ms. Peanut helped me drawl this conclusion.

Results:
When both brand A & brand B are placed on a 6/12 pitch, both have a hard time going uphill or downhill.
The contents of the samples are licked clean before any results are rendered as far as uphill speed is concerned.
Perhaps I should have chosen a different assistant for this experiment.
Did you know that my people are unreliable for such a experimental conclusion to be drawn?

 

[BullChick]