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I was overhearing an episode of Mickey Mouse Clubhouse, and Mickey, Donald, Daisy, and Minnie were delivering soup to Goofy, and Pete (because he's a kleptomaniac and wants some soup) showed up wearing a wig and a dress and pretending to be a little old lady. Mickey then goes up to 'little old lady' and says, "Do little old ladies have big furry arms?" "Do little old ladies have a round shiny nose?" "And big black pointy ears?"
Everyone says "NO!" to all of them. Now MY beef is this:
Little old ladies CAN have big furry arms! They're backwoods old ladies! And they can have a round shiny nose! It's been sunburned! Now the ears, I'll get back to you for that...
Honestly, not ALL little old ladies are the ones that sit in the rocker knitting 24/7! Now I know why cartoons are bad for the next generation. They won't realize that there are backwoods little old ladies who know how to do stuff! Sheesh...
Everyone says "NO!" to all of them. Now MY beef is this:
Little old ladies CAN have big furry arms! They're backwoods old ladies! And they can have a round shiny nose! It's been sunburned! Now the ears, I'll get back to you for that...

Honestly, not ALL little old ladies are the ones that sit in the rocker knitting 24/7! Now I know why cartoons are bad for the next generation. They won't realize that there are backwoods little old ladies who know how to do stuff! Sheesh...
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