Do cattle roost?

Discussion in 'Random Ramblings' started by BBQJOE, Feb 2, 2016.

  1. willzpapa

    willzpapa Papa Santee

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    I sure hope Ole don't wind up ketching missing monkey syndrome it killed my neighbor .....
     
  2. duluthralphie

    duluthralphie Chicken Wrangler Premium Member

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    I think he has it, no one has seen him since that fateful days. Rumor has it a Cattle Hawk got him.
     
  3. BBQJOE

    BBQJOE Chillin' With My Peeps

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    Personally, I don't think it's safe to allow monkeys anywhere around excrement of any sort. They have a bad habit of flinging it at people and other things.
    On the other hand though, that habit might come in handy when it's time to fertilize the garden.
     
  4. duluthralphie

    duluthralphie Chicken Wrangler Premium Member

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    Now you're thinking like Ole thought..


    Don't be an Ole![​IMG]







    This public service announcement is brought to you by Ralphie's Couple's Counseling Services.
     
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  5. BBQJOE

    BBQJOE Chillin' With My Peeps

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    Well my friend, I used to live in Minnesota, and used to be quite good friends with ole, Lena and Sven. I have many tales I could tell aboot them all. Most are embaressing, and a lot of the stories involve alcohol. But we had many good times, and many of them involved the beer can genie.
     
  6. N F C

    N F C dem crazy bones Premium Member

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    [​IMG] Well...we're waiting...[​IMG]


    P.S. Ralphie, did you ever hear of that famous monkey that had a great arm on him? I think his name was Who Flung Poo.
     
  7. duluthralphie

    duluthralphie Chicken Wrangler Premium Member

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    We ate at Leeann Chin's last night. I think Who Flung Poo was the cook there last night....



    I understand much more of the reason it had 1 1/2 stars on Yelp...


    BBQJOE. I misread your post and thought you said Ole had the beer can gene, which is a given..... You are aware there is a 90/10 chance you will end up on BYC double secret probation if you tell the Ole, Lena and Sven stories.
     
  8. Blooie

    Blooie Team Spina Bifida Premium Member

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    <tapping foot impatiently> Can we PLEASE get back on topic here???? Folks want to know the secrets of getting cows to roost successfully and don't give a corked...um...hiney about monkeys and manure! Sheesh. people!
     
  9. Tumbling K

    Tumbling K Overrun With Chickens

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    I thought we already figured it out.......

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    at least we have in Texas.....our main problem, is getting them to not kill the trees, from over fertilizing, and from eating all the leaves......
     
  10. Blooie

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    We did early in the thread, but lots of folks come in at the end and miss the first posts, so........
     

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