Do I Need To Add Anything To This No Soliciting Sign

[deb1]

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Now that makes me mad because it sounds manipulative. I can honestly say that they read me correctly. It is difficult to be cruel to an old lady.

 

[AK-Bird-brain]

I'd add violators will be shot, survivors will be shot again! But that's just me I hate to be bothered.

 

[Acre of Blessings]

You can also add that there won't be any "Apologizing" for the sign either

 

[bargain]

There are some funny persons on this board!!!!! Proctologist... HA....

I wanted to put up a different sign, but ran out of room for it.

It started.....

Please don't ask me for directions..... I can really get you lost....I only go a few places, grocery, feed store, church and doctors... I'm a homesteader.

No cussing and no spitting. This is reserved for certain members of the household when they get horned by a billy goat in season.

No stopping to ask for $1 bunnies or $1 chickens....We may look like we don't read a market bulletin or have internet, but we do.....Those kinda animals are from auctions....Let me encourage you to go there, but you'll get what you ask for.

We run an organic principalled farm. Our produce is more expensive than w....mart, so please don't say lady are you crazy? But it is also proven to have more nutrients for your body. Don't cuss at my $4 watermelon or me for charging that!

Please don't ask me why we live this way....We full time farm, that's what we do

Don't ask me to sell you the farm in the same sentence that you tell me that the barn looks newer than the house, it is by about 90 years.

If you can buy a dozen eggs from your neighbor for 50cents, why are you trying to buy my eggs....for that same price!

Please don't walk anywhere without an escort and you need chemically sprayed boots.

Don't roam the property alone I do have guard dogs.

Don't stick your fingers in my bunny cages, It would be like you poking your finger in my nose.

Whatever you do, please don't jump over a locked fence when you're not a friend and the house is not on fire to roam the property at dusk and then you tell me you have a bunny emergency and the 4 kids in your family must have a bunny!!!! (Yes it happened)

Well, the list goes on.... On yeah, I forgot one.

Please don't let your child play on my screened in back porch with those baby chickens....They are 2 days old....I went outside one morning for coffee and there was a strange child who had her hand in the brooder!!!! And mom beaming on the other side of the porch~~~~~Yikes

Oh yes, this place is guarded 24 hours a day, by dogs, by protective geese that will hurt you and guineas that will chase you night and day if they don't like you..

Aren't people just swell, but as hubby said, if I put that sign up, I'd "scare off" all the customers.


Well, good look on your sign, maybe I'll line the drive way with my signs...20 should do it! smile.

You know I figure God created quite a world with so many different people, So I'm learning to be more civilized when I ask certain behaviors....It's tough because I live in the heart of country and most folks never heard of biosecurity, let alone practiced it! I better be careful because someone might tell me to get the feathers out of my hair!!!!

Have a blessed one.

 

[deb1]

Bargin, was the person who jumped your fence trying to steal a bunny?

 

[turney31]

Ohhhh...I have one. HOWDY, NOW GIT!

 

[DuckLady]

I think we have gotten enough feedback for the OP. Let's not turn this into a particular religion bashing.
Thanks