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The Rules
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1. The FEMALE always makes THE RULES.
2. NO male can possibly know THE RULES.
3. THE RULES are subject to change at any time with prior notification by the FEMALE.
4. If the FEMALE suspects that the male knows THE RULES, she shall immediately change some, or all, of THE RULES.
5. The FEMALE is never wrong.
6. If it appears that the FEMALE is wrong, it is due to a flagrant misunderstanding which is the direct result of something the male said or did.
7. Should RULE6 apply, the male must apologize immediately for causing the misunderstanding.
8. The FEMALE my change her mind at any time.
9. The male shall never change his mind without prior written consent from the FEMALE.
10. The FEMALE may be angry or upset at any time.
11. The male shall remain calm at all times, unless the FEMALE wants him to be angry or upset.
12. The FEMALE shall never, under any circumstances, let the male know whether or not she wants him to be angry or upset.
13. Any attempt by the male to document a RULE for settlement of future disputes may result in bodily harm.
14. If the male is confused about any RULE, refer to RULE #1.
NOTICE
A. If the FEMALE has PMS, all RULES are null and void.
B. If the male has UMS (Ugly Mood Swings), thats his problem.
Signed: THE QUEEN
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1. The FEMALE always makes THE RULES.
2. NO male can possibly know THE RULES.
3. THE RULES are subject to change at any time with prior notification by the FEMALE.
4. If the FEMALE suspects that the male knows THE RULES, she shall immediately change some, or all, of THE RULES.
5. The FEMALE is never wrong.
6. If it appears that the FEMALE is wrong, it is due to a flagrant misunderstanding which is the direct result of something the male said or did.
7. Should RULE6 apply, the male must apologize immediately for causing the misunderstanding.
8. The FEMALE my change her mind at any time.
9. The male shall never change his mind without prior written consent from the FEMALE.
10. The FEMALE may be angry or upset at any time.
11. The male shall remain calm at all times, unless the FEMALE wants him to be angry or upset.
12. The FEMALE shall never, under any circumstances, let the male know whether or not she wants him to be angry or upset.
13. Any attempt by the male to document a RULE for settlement of future disputes may result in bodily harm.
14. If the male is confused about any RULE, refer to RULE #1.
NOTICE
A. If the FEMALE has PMS, all RULES are null and void.
B. If the male has UMS (Ugly Mood Swings), thats his problem.
Signed: THE QUEEN
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