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Count your blessings. That way you won't have any freeloading relatives inviting themselves over for dinner. Oh, and you won't be expected to contribute at potlucks either because your food is homegrown. Just be sure to just remind them of that. If it is suggested that you buy something to bring tell them you refuse to buy anything you can grow at home.
Actually, tell them it's your homegrown chicken or eggs and then you can take it home. There's no complaining that you didn't contribute. My mother did this at a church potluck. She told everyone that the meatloaf was ground horse meat. No one was into trying horse meatloaf.