Do you like Crickets?

[Scrambled Egg]

My chickens said to tell you that they are in to cricket rescue too...they ran all over their pen tonight and rescued abouta 100 of them....where they re-located them though....well, that's anybody's guess, lol!!!

 

[patandchickens]

They were relocated to the next stage of their karmic cycle. If they have been good little crickets, they get to be reborn as chickens this time

Pat

 

[Scrambled Egg]

That karmic cycle would require a rooster and he doesn't live here anymore, haha!! Guess they will just be reborn as a splort!

 

[Stormhorse23]

when i first saw this, i thought you meant eating them...

 

[gritsar]

My house is still overrun with crickets. From what I've learned the ones I have are inmature, so not even good for making that nice crickety sound.
I plan on feeding em to the chickens, when I have chickens to feed em to. In the meantime, my gouramis (fish) are happy.

 

[bantymum]

I can see that im not going to make any progress here. You all have bad kricket karmas.
Be careful or you will come back as a cricket too! then you better wish that you end up at my place, not yours!

 

[Scrambled Egg]

If I am reborn as a cricket, rather than be condemed to a life of rubbing my hind legs together all day long, I would hope that I WOULD be chicken chow, lol!!!

 

[bantymum]

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how do they avoid chafing??

 

[Scrambled Egg]

You have to watch what you eat so you don't have jumbo cricket thighs!!

 

[bantymum]

Oh you mean the ones we get when we are walking along and you know you have put on some weight when your thighs start rubbing together?
I felt great this morning as mine stopped doing that!
I go up 2 dress sizes when the hormones go nutz.