... What I want for Christmas? People quit asking me that! December is one big pop quiz. "Evelyn, what do you want for Christmas?" "Can I have a hint?" "I don't know what I'm giving you yet!" "No, I mean a hint as to what I want." Anybody else hate this question? When I was little I told the mall Santa that I wanted a rock because it was the first thing that popped into my head. True story.