Toothpaste cap must be put back on after using.
TP goes over the top or I will change it and ask who put it on wrong!!! DH just puts the roll on the counter top, and I put it on the roller the next time I'm in the bathroom, that way he never does it wrong!
Cheese grater must be washed and put away immediately after using...no excuses! This one will put me in a bad mood for hours!
I always close my mouth when going across a bridge with a top... if it happens to collapse while I am on it, I might bite my tongue off....like it would really matter at that point!!!
I don't walk through the house in the dark...my toes will scream "Turn the light on!!!"
I used to jump into the bed from as far away as I could...I too think that something might grab my leg and drag me under the bed. I have gotten better about this, maybe it is only because I will turn the TV on, make sure the remote is on the bed before I turn the light off. Then there is enough light to save me from the creature that lives under beds.
Once it is dark, I don't get out of bed again until it is light out, or I will turn the TV back on so there is some light in the room.
I color co-ordinate my hangers with the clothes.
No one bridles and saddles my horses but me, and if I ride someone else's horse, I bridle and saddle that one too.
I'm sure there are many more, but I can't think of them right now.
Jean