Aggies100
In the Brooder
- Mar 29, 2017
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Female here. First, I have not read all 340 comments so, forgive the redundancy if already mentioned!
Second, this is meant to be just as FUNNY as the original post - and hopefully put the problem - if you will - into perspective...
My husband LOVES to hunt deer. After we bought our own ranch, he was out there day and night, every free minute. When I complained he said this:
DEAR,
I am out chasing 4 legged DEER at our place. I could be out chasing 2 legged DEAR at any body’s place...
Which would you prefer?
I sighed and walked way.
Now, I pack up and go with him to the ranch EVERY CHANCE I get because, I know his statement could be true however, he loves me AND the DEER!
So, to turn it around... here is my #5 reason...
“Dear, So, I like to chase chicks in our own backyard / barnyard but, I could spend my time chasing other types of chicks in someone else backyard / barnyard (or even a bar)?
Which would you prefer?
She’ll get the message and hopefully, walk away smiling like I did!
And maybe she will even join you on your next chick project!?
Everybody deserves a hobby of some type! Yours just happens to be a little messy...
Second, this is meant to be just as FUNNY as the original post - and hopefully put the problem - if you will - into perspective...
My husband LOVES to hunt deer. After we bought our own ranch, he was out there day and night, every free minute. When I complained he said this:
DEAR,
I am out chasing 4 legged DEER at our place. I could be out chasing 2 legged DEAR at any body’s place...
Which would you prefer?
I sighed and walked way.
Now, I pack up and go with him to the ranch EVERY CHANCE I get because, I know his statement could be true however, he loves me AND the DEER!
So, to turn it around... here is my #5 reason...
“Dear, So, I like to chase chicks in our own backyard / barnyard but, I could spend my time chasing other types of chicks in someone else backyard / barnyard (or even a bar)?
Which would you prefer?
She’ll get the message and hopefully, walk away smiling like I did!
And maybe she will even join you on your next chick project!?
Everybody deserves a hobby of some type! Yours just happens to be a little messy...

Some of you may remember that this summer I experimented with growing barley fodder for my chickens (My $10 Inexpensive DIY Fodder Tower with Dollar Tree Dish Bins). My fodder tower was in my garage at that time. That was a successful experiment and I stated that I wanted to try growing fodder in the house this winter.
Well, it's October in Minnesota and the fresh green grass is no longer growing. Today I snuck in my fodder tower while the wife was in town. I put the fodder tower in the bathtub of our second (mostly unused) bathroom. I pulled the shower curtain across the rod so she cannot see the fodder tower if she walks past the second bathroom. Problem is, sooner or later, I know my wife will find out.
So, if anyone wants to offer a list of excuses I can use on that occasion, I'd like to hear your suggestions so I can keep peace in the family. I am kicking around a few ideas, but don't know how well they will go over when I get found out.
1) Fodder tower? What fodder tower? I don't see no fodder tower.
2) Oh yeah, I meant to tell you about that, but you were so busy that I just didn't want to bother you at the time and then I just forgot about it, I guess.
3) The chickens seemed less happy and a little less perky without fresh grass to eat, so I thought I would grow some fresh greens in the other bathroom, which we really don't use much, and you probably won't even think about it, really.
4) I got a request from the good people at BYC forums to update my article on the fodder tower and they wanted to know if I was having any success growing fodder in the house during the winter.
Any help in advance appreciated. Obviously, this is a limited time request.....
BTW, first batch of barley seeds is soaking in the first bin tonight. So I am already committed.