Don't Wait! Start Extra Today. 4th Month Day 3

[Sapphire Sebright]

along with Deads

With a name like that, I would be surprised if it didn't damage something.

 

[Sapphire Sebright]

Saffy, I gotta tell you. Murdered your namesake last night after I caught him on Fox (my tiny, wonderful bantam cochin), and in front of her chicks, no less! So he's in the freezer now.

Dumb bird! I hope that the dummy tastes good.

 

[Sapphire Sebright]

The muscles you use when you pee. All those muscles up in there.

When you're peeing, see if you can stop midstream.

... I guess that you're lifting the liquid level in the bowl --

 

[Sapphire Sebright]

Really my hatchery buffs are some of the fattest hens I have!!View attachment 2792330

Skinny thang! Very fluffy, though.

 

[Conan]

Dumb bird! I hope that the dummy tastes good.

He will. I will say, I'm used to bantams and his, ahem, testes were HUGE!

@Overo Mare, you don't eat chicken "bits", do you?

 

[Sapphire Sebright]

I'm excited to see what @Kiki is going to pull up for leg day.

My thighs are already fussing in anticipation of squats.
*Pat pat* there, there, no 500-in-a-day this time.

 

[Sapphire Sebright]

I might even like it better than mayo but that’s undecided.

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH THE DAWG?

 

[Sapphire Sebright]

Ok thanks.


If Saff comes anywhere near me I'll personally smack her round the face with a dead chicken.

Aw, how cute.

 

[R2elk]

Do something extra today.
No farting around.

Us old farts are allowed to fart around.

 

[ShrekDawg]

Take a CCW class and start carrying. You won't have to worry about your punches then!

Or pepper spray!