Don't you hate it when....

[theOEGBman]

I GOT A NEW ONE!!!



When people say snakes are poisonous! It drives me INSANE! They are venomous, not poisonous!!

 

[peeps7]

 

[Henrietta23]

I have skimmed a lot so I apologize if this was mentioned already...
Did you ever notice that about 9 times out of 10 if you're driving and someone pulls in front of you close enough that you have to at least tap your brakes, that within the next 1/4 mile they turn off again? I hate that!

 

[MommaHen]

Not being able to pee in peace!
.......why is it that every time I go to the bathroom suddenly my kids have this uncontrolable urge that makes my 5 yr old just come barging in, or my 4yr old doing the ole hands under the door trick or my 2yr old peeping thru the crack constantly saying, "what are you doing in there mommy? What are you doing?" Or my all time favorite- your in midstream & the phone rings & its an important call you can't miss. It never fails!

 

[theOEGBman]

Or when your sister forgets her tampon in her purse and is screaming down the hall because she wants you to shove it under the bathroom door!

 

[runamuck]

CANDY WRAPPERS ugh!!! dang blasted things get stuffed in every nook in cranny in my household Mostly the couch

Children that use the cracks in the couch to put dirty socks and god knows what else down there

draining the bathtub How hard is it to pull the plug

rabbits that have babies on the wire or dont pull hair so the babies freeze

Incubators that spike and kill the chicks just days away from hatching

hubbys who have to be right all the time when they are sooooo darn wrong its annoying

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Children who dont do homework or do do it and not turn it in !!!!

Ducks who wont stay in the correct breeding pen no matter what!!!!!

Neighbors who say my dogs are running loose causing havic when they havent been off there chain while outside in a mo.

 

[nutz4critters]

Quote:
My cousin used to work at THE ob/gyn office in Nashville. The one that most of the music people and sports wives/girlfriends/mistresses/whatever use. She said after meeting a lot of these so-called pillars of society that there needed to be a test for potential parents. If a person failed the test, they should be sterilized and not allowed to breed.

I know Heavenly Father loves all of His children, but honestly, the gene pool has enough mutant, uncaring genes in it now. Can we please get some bleach????

THIS is the kind of behavior from parents that I really, really detest. Once in a while misbehaving children are normal. I never get upset at a parent trying to make a child behave (unless the child's emotional or physical life is in jeopardy), but to act like limp dishwater and just ask please? If you are a parent, stand up and act like one!

Off of my soap box, at least for a minute.

 

[rooster-red]

I work in an auto parts store, and these are from a cashiers perspective:

People who come into the store having a conversation on their cell phone and step up to my counter and try to hold their phone conversation while I'm trying to ask them for info about their car so that I can get them the correct parts. In my line the are told very quickly "I'll help the next person in line so you can continue your phone conversation, feel free to step back in line after you've finished your call"

People who come into a store to purchase an item, then when its time to pay they have to run out to the car to get their money. They knew when they came in that they would need to have money to purchase whatever it is they need, but leave their money in the car???

Husbands who send their wives into an auto parts store without giving them enough info to be able to get what they need. The poor wife has to stand there and feel stupid because she doesn't have the info.

Men who have their wife/SO/GF call the auto parts store to ask about a part without telling her all the info, and are sitting in the same room and she has to repeat all the questions to him, then repeat the answers to me while he treats her like she's stupid!

 

[PearlD]

I hate it when you are candling the first batch of eggs of the season, and your being so careful that you drop one on the floor.

 

[LisaJean]

I hate it when, out in public, parents pretend that the evil, screaming, running-amok little specimens of womb-fruit are NOT theirs. Or if they just don't care.

In cases like those I believe that it should be the right, nay, the DUTY

of any parent within earshot to assume the parental role of Opening A Can of Whupass on the kids in question.

What else... let's see.... Oh yeah, I hate it when DBF doesn't tune in to what I'm saying

until I'm halfway through it, and then says "what was that about two girls kissing? Wait, what?

The which of the what?" And I have to repeat the whole thing again.

Now, though, I've learned.

When I need him to listen to me, I'll say, "Stephen, look at me,

OK, with me? Focus. Now then, " and then I say what I need to say.

Oh, one thing that I really have come to hate is that some men think that if a woman is nearly 40 and single, that she should be glad of ANY attention they pay her, no matter how cro-magnum-era they are in their wooing.

"Hey, come on, you gotta be with SOMEONE. Who else you gonna get at your age?"