A duck goes into a butchers shop and says "Have you got any string?"
"No, this is a butchers. We don't sell string." says the guy at the counter.
Half an hour later the duck returns and says: "Have you got any string?"
"I already told you. We don't sell string", says the guy.
A short while later the duck returns again. " Have you got any string?"
The guy looses his head and shouts "I TOLD YOU THIS IS A BUTCHERS SHOP. WE DON'T SELL STRING!!!!!IF YOU ASK ME THAT AGAIN, I'LL NAIL YOUR BEAK TO THE FLOOR!!!!"
The duck looks at him, then says "Have you got any nails?"
"NO WE DON'T HAVE ANY NAILS"
"Ok, " says the duck, "have you got any string?"
"No, this is a butchers. We don't sell string." says the guy at the counter.
Half an hour later the duck returns and says: "Have you got any string?"
"I already told you. We don't sell string", says the guy.
A short while later the duck returns again. " Have you got any string?"
The guy looses his head and shouts "I TOLD YOU THIS IS A BUTCHERS SHOP. WE DON'T SELL STRING!!!!!IF YOU ASK ME THAT AGAIN, I'LL NAIL YOUR BEAK TO THE FLOOR!!!!"
The duck looks at him, then says "Have you got any nails?"
"NO WE DON'T HAVE ANY NAILS"
"Ok, " says the duck, "have you got any string?"
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