Duckling Diaries: the Life and Times of a Welshie Trio

[duluthralphie]

Its not like I would eat any pet ducks or even cook it myself but if I happen to be at a place where they are serving duck I would eat some.

You mean like Northwest Iceland?

 

[BunnynChicks]

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[BantyChooks]

You mean like Northwest  Iceland?

No duck is ever served here.... Unless we're serving some fresh watermelon imported from warm places TO them.

 

[duluthralphie]

No duck is ever served here.... Unless we're serving some fresh watermelon imported from warm places TO them.

Yuckie,,,Two things I dislike,,,watermelon and dux!!

 

[Tevyes Dad]

Yuckie,,,Two things I dislike,,,watermelon and dux!!

That explains a lot!!! Ralphie went to family / neighborhood gatherings as a kid and was miserable. Didn't like watermelon... Was permanently deformed on a "Slip & Slide". Went to shake the flame off a roasted marshmallow on a stick and it stuck to his forehead and burned his bangs off.... Got food poisoning from warm potato salad.... Got smacked in the head playing horse shoes.... No wonder he doesn't like dux - he hates anything considered "fun".

 

[Miss Lydia]

That explains a lot!!! Ralphie went to family / neighborhood gatherings as a kid and was miserable. Didn't like watermelon... Was permanently deformed on a "Slip & Slide". Went to shake the flame off a roasted marshmallow on a stick and it stuck to his forehead and burned his bangs off.... Got food poisoning from warm potato salad.... Got smacked in the head playing horse shoes.... No wonder he doesn't like dux - he hates anything considered "fun".

Hysterical

 

[BantyChooks]

That explains a lot!!!  Ralphie went to family / neighborhood gatherings as a kid and was miserable.  Didn't like watermelon... Was permanently deformed on a "Slip & Slide".  Went to shake the flame off a roasted marshmallow on a stick and it stuck to his forehead and burned his bangs off....  Got food poisoning from warm potato salad....  Got smacked in the head playing horse shoes....  No wonder he doesn't like dux - he hates anything considered "fun".

Aww, poor kiddo. The smack on the head also explains the rest of his mental function -- or lack thereof.

 

[duluthralphie]

Why do you guys make fun of me on the day my Favorite Guinea hen passed away???


That is kind of rude.

 

[BantyChooks]

Why do you guys make fun of me on the day my Favorite Guinea hen passed away???

 

That is kind of rude.

Favourite? You're over in the other thread drooling over how she's gonna taste.

 

[Miss Lydia]

Favourite? You're over in the other thread drooling over how she's gonna taste.

And here I was going to offer a hug and say I am sorry.