Duckling Diaries: the Life and Times of a Welshie Trio

[duluthralphie]

I do have to admit I love to see a flock of DUX coming in for a landing, wings set over water, loaded with my decoys...They are prettiest those last few moments of their pitiful lives, before I end it and send them to freezer camp...

 

[BantyChooks]

I do have to admit I love to see a flock of DUX coming in for a landing, wings set over water, loaded with my decoys...They are prettiest those last few moments of their pitiful lives, before I end it and send them to freezer camp...

You're a cruel man.

 

[Julie Birb]

He's a hideous man, too. That is unspeakable.

 

[duluthralphie]

I am a sweetheart!!!

I am just an old old old hippie back to nature type,,that realizes duxs are evil..

 

[Miss Lydia]

Duxs aren't evil but some old hippies back to nature types are.

 

[duluthralphie]

Naw, we ain't no evil ones....We be harmless especially at my advanced age... ain't no way nos how right banti...... Never not wrong am I...









































right now she is trying to keep her BP below 180... Double negatives bother her....

 

[BantyChooks]

Right now I'd be happy with below 200.

 

[shawluvsbirds]

I bet If the truth ever came out we'd find out ralphie has more ducks than all of us put together. I bet he is over run with them and loves every Webby minute of it! He just talks tough to compensate for the weakness he has for them in real life. I bet he luvs ducks so much he tried to marry a duck and had to go to a mental institute for crazy duck people. Of course he had to pretend he didn't love ducks no more so they would let him out so now he has to keep up with this sharade so the men in the white coats won't come a lookin for him and drag him out of his pile of a thousand ducks and lock him back up!

 

[BantyChooks]

I bet If the truth ever came out we'd find out ralphie has more ducks than all of us put together. I bet he is over run with them and loves every Webby minute of it! He just talks tough to compensate for the weakness he has for them in real life. I bet he luvs ducks so much he tried to marry a duck and had to go to a mental institute for crazy duck people. Of course he had to pretend he didn't love ducks no more so they would let him out so now he has to keep up with this sharade so the men in the white coats won't come a lookin for him and drag him out of his pile of a thousand ducks and lock him back up!

No wonder!! Ralphie, you poor traumatized darling. C'mere for a hug.

 

[Miss Lydia]

I'll give him one too but I have to hold my nose.