Ducks VS Chickens Arguing Thread!

[ChickForLife]

Try it on a dux first, if they drown it’s no loss to the world.

I don't have any ducks. I am not saying I'll throw him in the pool right away, I just want to start by hypnotizing.

 

[duluthralphie]

I don't have any ducks. I am not saying I'll throw him in the pool right away, I just want to start by hypnotizing.

Ok... all you do is hold the bird down and draw a line in the sand or an imaginary line from about a foot out right up the chickens nose. You can let go of the bird and it will just lay there cross eyed.

I have done this since I was a kid, to entertain others.

 

[black_cat]

I am voting chickens so far!

Don't betray Tillie. Vote for chickens.

 

[ChickForLife]

Don't betray Tillie. Vote for chickens.

Will do!

 

[ChickForLife]

Ok... all you do is hold the bird down and draw a line in the sand or an imaginary line from about a foot out right up the chickens nose. You can let go of the bird and it will just lay there cross eyed.

I have done this since I was a kid, to entertain others.

Alright, seem easy. I have some work to attend to so I will try it later.

 

[black_cat]

Will do!

If you betray her, she will be angry.......

 

[ChickForLife]

If you betray her, she will be angry.......
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[black_cat]

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THe only reaction appropriate for angry Tillie. A+

 

[ChickForLife]

THe only reaction appropriate for angry Tillie. A+

A+

 

[Flat Earth]

Hypnotize it, on its back in the water. It will float, when it wakes, it rolls over and swims out. Nothing to teach.

I can't even get close enough to my chickens to even touch them.. How doe you do Hypnotize?