Dumb Blonde Jokes LOL's

[chickenbuddy]

A blond, a brunet, and redhen ( oops i mean a red head) were standing in front of the mirror of truth which would suck anyone in if they said a lie.

The brunet says,"I am the most beutiful woman in the world!" She was sucked in.
The red head says,"I have the redest hair in the world!" She too was sucked in.

The blond finally says, "I think..." and was sucked in.

 

[EweSheep]

how do you keep a blonde in suspence?
you tell her later


how do you tell a blonde has used your computer?
she has white out on the monitor

 

[chickenbuddy]

A blond and a brunet jump out of a tenth story. Who will hit the ground first?

The brunet, the blond will have to stop and ask for directions.

 

[al6517]

These are great keep it up, you are making my evening.

AL

 

[chickenbuddy]

Why did the blond climb over the glass wall?
To see what was on the other side.

 

[Whispering Winds]

The doctor told the blonde, "YOU'RE PREGNANT!!!" and she happily asked, "is it mine?"

Did you hear about the blonde that was so pleased with herself over the puzzle she put together? It said 2-3 years, and it only took her 6 months!!!

 

[Imp]

This was going around work last week:

A Blonde, Brunette, and Redhead robbed a bank. As they were running away, the police hot on their heels, they ducked into a barn. Then all 3 hid inside burlap bags. The cop came into the barn and walked up to the first bag with the brunette in it and gave it a kick. The brunette said "meow meow". The cop said "only cats". He went up to the next bag and gave it a kick. The redhead said "bark bark". "only a dog" said the cop. He went up to the final bag and gave it a kick. The Blonde said "potato potato".

imp

 

[EweSheep]

did you haer the one about the blonde that was pulled over by the cops when she was driving down the middle of the interstate ?

on her licence it said tear down the dotted line

 

[chickenbuddy]

A blond a brunet and a red head were about to be executed by the firing squad. The brunet was about to be shot when she yelled "Tornado!" the firing squad dove for cover and she got away, the redhead got away in a similar way by yelling "Lighting!"

The blond, who actually caught on waited untill the firing squad leader was saying, Ready! Aim!, the blond, then said, "FIRE!"

 

[Migizi]

Thanks for actually reading my post's!!!!!!!!! I and I love the Jokes!!!!!!!!!


Ok so there was this one man blonde i met him at the store i gave him my phone number...
after a few days he called me and said " Hey girl what's your phone number?" I broke up with him after that! LOL